Wednesday, August 20, 2008
the idiotic brother.
at the gym
bro: jie, let's go to the stadium to run
me: what??? but i just ran on the treadmill. i'm very tired already. you go and run lah. i wait for you at the gym. got air-con.
bro: what? you call that running??? you just run for 10 minutes only lor, can only burn the carbohydrates but haven't burn the fats yet. go and run lah.
me: excuse me, i ran for 15 minutes, not 10.
bro: no diff lah. still haven burn the fats yet. no wonder you're so flabby.
(drags me to the stadium)
at the stadium
bro: eh let's sprint.
me: no. i'm dead tired.
bro: c'mon c'mon you can do it.
me: what the hell. you run first lah. i will catch up behind.
bro: c'mon c'mon you can do it. i used to train my men like that.
me: what? you just yell at the side and slack right?
bro: no. i run with them lo. i'm very fit. c'mon c'mon use your mental strength. you can do it.
me: i'm not your man.
bro: c'mon c'mon you can do it.
me: shut up.
bro: c'mon c'mon you can do it.
me: if i'm your man, i'll slap you.
after some distance...
bro: c'mon c'mon you can run faster.
(some middle-age auntie overtakes me)
bro: c'mon! see got old auntie overtake you leh! lousy. still say you so fit. full of shit.
me: (screams) kenneth lim, you're so DEAD lah!!!!!!!!!
bro: hurry up! overtake the auntie lah! lousy!
me: (exasperated and breathless)
morale of the story: never hit the gym with the brother.
PAWED AT 10:47 PM
