Sunday, January 20, 2008
i don't mean to be mean but then...
(1) my brother was bathing the other day and (according to him) an insect that resembled a bee flew into the bathroom. my brother happens to be extremely terrified of insects especially flying ones. he usually seeks refuge in my room and gets me to exterminate any monster that happens to fly into his room. but that's besides the point. the thing is as usual, he was extremely terrified of that flying insect. so he tried to make his escape but then in his haste to siam the insect, he fell down and broke the tap of the showerhead. HAHA!!! and he explained it was because he felt vulnerable naked and the bee was like gonna attack his naked body. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
(2) some funny fellow was walking to the carpark when a ball flew out of nowhere and hit him right smack in the middle of his forehead and
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he fainted! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! and when he woke up, he found himself in CGH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! when he reenacted the story to me, i was laughing so hard until my stomach was cramping and i was half-crying. damn drama can??? i thought it only happens in movies and 偶像剧. but to ease my slight pang of guilt for laughing so hard, i tried to be concerned and asked him if he was suffering from amnesia and tried to knock his head (so as to help him regain whatever memory he might have lost during that incident)
and when he went for lecture, his friends made this vanguard and held it up during lecture. and it says something like "welcome back to the boy who fainted after getting hit by the ball". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! and news of his unfortunate incident spread like wild fire cos i think almost everybody in the lecture hall knew about it.
okay, i'm so sorry for being so jek arh.
but i think the people around me are really damn hilarious.
and no offense intended. i just thought it would be entertaining for people who are already stressed out on their 2nd week of school. ; p
PAWED AT 11:37 PM
